50 Mind-blowing food facts! (Perthshire Advertiser)
1 Pineapple is a natural painkiller The fruit contains anti-inflammatory enzymes that bring pain relief from conditions such as arthritis, according to a study at Reading University.

Unusual suspects keep us guessing (Denver Post)
The cops arrive at a curious crime scene in the woods. A granny by the name of, well, Granny had been bound and gagged in a closet. A wolf with halitosis was found by the old gal’s granddaughter in bed, wearing a nightie and a bonnet.

AFTER DARK: Hey, six-string fans, you’ve got to catch Jimi (Miami Herald)
I haven’t raved about a local musician in quite a while. Before I do, let me tell you about one local guy who’s just awful. Me. I own two guitars and I can barely play either of them. To the untrained, uninterested ear, my strumming skills probably seem proficient. The truth is, I’m just faking it. If you hang around listening to me for more than five minutes, you’ll realize that the intro to

Religious Riot (MetroActive)
In his new movie, Albert Brooks purports to go ‘Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World.’ Whatever you think of it as a film, however, it definitely doesn’t live up to its title.

How Bad Is Your Breath? 14 Simple Tips For Reduce Mouth Odor
Bad breath, morning breath, breath odor or halitosis are all terms used to describe a noticeably unpleasant odor exhaled on the breath.

Husband is obsessed with Internet porn (The Biloxi Sun Herald)
Dear Annie: I have been married to my husband, Cliff, for 20 years. I am overweight, but I am no bigger now than the day we married. Obviously, my size was not an issue then.

Mary Riddell: Can you afford to live in the public eye? (Guardian Unlimited)
Mary Riddell: Present-day politicians are condemned to live and die in the ever-intrusive gaze of the media and its eagerness to damn.

Do You Suffer from Your Doga s Bad Breath?
When was the last time your loveable canine gave you a big wet kiss? If your dog has doggie breath, you may not be the only one who is suffering.

You’re in the public eye, but can you afford to live there? (Guardian Unlimited)
On the night of the Bermondsey byelection in 1983, I was working my first-ever shift in Fleet Street in the lowliest seat on the sub-editors’ desk of the Sun. The result of the contest between Simon Hughes and his Labour opponent, Peter Tatchell, was expected late, and two front pages had been made up to cover all eventualities.