AFTER DARK: Hey, six-string fans, you’ve got to catch Jimi (Miami Herald)
I haven’t raved about a local musician in quite a while. Before I do, let me tell you about one local guy who’s just awful. Me. I own two guitars and I can barely play either of them. To the untrained, uninterested ear, my strumming skills probably seem proficient. The truth is, I’m just faking it. If you hang around listening to me for more than five minutes, you’ll realize that the intro to

50 Mind-blowing food facts! (Stirling Observer)
1 Pineapple is a natural painkiller The fruit contains anti-inflammatory enzymes that bring pain relief from conditions such as arthritis, according to a study at Reading University.

Seattle’s spitting image is just that, spitting (Reg Req’d)
Everywhere in Seattle, within a bare inch of your person, is superfluous saliva.

Hot line burns those who can’t take a hint
She laughed at your jokes. She returned your smiles. And at the end of the night when you finally worked up the courage to ask for her number, she gave it to you.

Mary Riddell: Can you afford to live in the public eye? (Guardian Unlimited)
Mary Riddell: Present-day politicians are condemned to live and die in the ever-intrusive gaze of the media and its eagerness to damn.

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ANNIES MAILBOX (Gaffney Ledger)
Dear Annie: I have been married to my husband, “Cliff,” for 20 years. I am overweight, but I am no bigger now than the day we married. Obviously, my size was not an issue then.