Hot line burns those who can’t take a hint
She laughed at your jokes. She returned your smiles. And at the end of the night when you finally worked up the courage to ask for her number, she gave it to you.

Hello Halitosis, Goodbye Tongue Moss
It’s high time some demented Sanrio licensee recognized that meth mouth and Hello Kitty go together like drinking and driving.

There’s no guarantee that ‘potential’ will be fulfilled (Press & Sun-Bulletin)
There is hope for the B.C. Open, that golf tournament written off by so many as destined for the land of past tense when the final putt drops into En-Joie’s 18th hole on July 23.

Mary Riddell: Can you afford to live in the public eye? (Guardian Unlimited)
Mary Riddell: Present-day politicians are condemned to live and die in the ever-intrusive gaze of the media and its eagerness to damn.

AFTER DARK: Hey, six-string fans, you’ve got to catch Jimi (Miami Herald)
I haven’t raved about a local musician in quite a while. Before I do, let me tell you about one local guy who’s just awful. Me. I own two guitars and I can barely play either of them. To the untrained, uninterested ear, my strumming skills probably seem proficient. The truth is, I’m just faking it. If you hang around listening to me for more than five minutes, you’ll realize that the intro to

Pets Need Dentists, Too
Geardo and Irma Lopez in Kissimmee noticed their dog Penny had lost her appetite, and she had a bad odor.

Science helps unravel ills of Beethoven
About five years ago, William Walsh welcomed into his office a man who had a strange mystery to unravel.

Religious Riot (MetroActive)
In his new movie, Albert Brooks purports to go ‘Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World.’ Whatever you think of it as a film, however, it definitely doesn’t live up to its title.