How Real Women Stay Beautiful (Manila Bulletin)
Are you serious?!” After years of fantasizing about the perfect proposal, this is the answer most women blurt out when finally asked for their hand in marriage. This is the same reply I gave my editor when she invited me to write a beauty column. I am no expert on beauty, far from it.

Bad Breath Detector (Wired News)
The Kiss Me Meter detects halitosis before your partner does. In Gear Factor.

Bad breath: Please keep your mouth shut (Sun Star)
FOR many centuries bad breath has torn thousands of relationships apart and drove many a people to a life of solitude.

The 10 worst puns from my joke file (Quad-City Times)
EDITOR S NOTE: While Wundram takes time off, we re reprinting past columns that we consider The Best of Bill. I once had a heavy run of puns, but in collecting them, I find there are few new ones.

No guts, no glory, no Lelie (Denver Post)
There is a cold, hard reason why Broncos receiver Ashley “AWOL” Lelie will never be the football player that graying Rod Smith is at age 36, the same reason Denver absolutely needs Smith to reach the Super Bowl.

Tats Faustino relives electronicanalog sound (Manila Bulletin)
In Billboard s Hot 100: (1) “Do I Make You Proud” Taylor Hicks, (2) “Hips Don t Lie” Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean, (3) “Promiscuous” Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland, (4) ” It s Goin Down” Yung Joc, (5) “Ridin” Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone, (6) “Crazy” Gnarls Barkley, (7) “Life Is A Highway” Rascal Flatts, (8) “Unfaithful” Rihanna, (9) “Me & U” Cassie, and (10) “Snap